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A bad (Fri)day already...

... your old insect kept wakin' up every other hour or so t' (urinat/pe)e due t' t' cooler temperature(?). After finally wakin' up at about 6:15 AM PDT from t' vibrator alarm's clock part that fell off t' desk. And then, your ant had t' go poop a lot and use a lot o' water (five/5 times in flushin' and usin' toilet papers (TPs)?). It be probably because o' holdin' them since ayeterday's mawnin'. From all that, this insect lost about 3/three (pound/lb)s. :O

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What a crazy Monday already!

Your un:) worker ant's new nest lost its power that affected almost 400 people in the area at 7:09 AM PDT for about 3/three hours. It affected plans like going to work (can't even open its garage).

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Stupid old body again.

Allergies ((runn/leak)y and sneezy nose and itchy skin esp(ecially) with the old red compound eyes) and a minor aching exposed tooth again. Leave already! Life sucks. :(

Also, triple digits for the worker ant's long weekend?

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Crazy Monday and back to normal week already!

Late ride, rain, humid, late to the monthly dentist appointment, 1,355+ new e-mails (1 from home + a few real spams though; still growing and not done catching up), etc.! See, this worker ant should had worked last week instead of moving! Argh, going up 3/three floors on the stairs is tiring.

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Sunrise...

... This would be your insect's (1/fir)st time (woke up for the day in the dark before 5:55:55:55... AM PDT and the vibrator alarm [in your face, alarm!]) with the sunrise at the new nest.

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Shredding ...

... old unwanted papers. Will it ever end? Bahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! :(

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Boo!

WorkerAnt's forced vacation is almost over after nine/9 days. Normal life returns again, but with a new unwanted nest and changed life.

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[sighs]

It's almost end of the forced vacation and the weekend is left. Move still has a long way to go. Your insect's old nesst's room is almost empty. :( It would have been way better without moving! Hot weekend is near.

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Ugh(l(ee/y))...

... I'll have to exercise and drink blended food liquids soon according to my dentist specialist. Life sucks. :(

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Weird dream this mawning...

... Your tired insect went to a local Costco warehouse, but it was closed without notice (supposed to be an U.S. Postal office in real life near te old nest.

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All six legs are ...

... tired and dirty from the move and settling down. Your old overlord should be asleep now. Bleh.

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Argh.

Why is your old insect still tired and sick after resting a lot yesterday? This new nest area isn't help it and was told it would better. :(

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Crazy parents.

A Christmas song for the new nest's mobile/portable landline phone ringers? Really? :/

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Sheesh.

Moving is tiring and frustrating. Packing went from about 11:00 PM PDT to almost 2:00 AM PDT. Had to wake up before 8:00 AM PDT's old nest opening. Another reason for not wanting this lame nest move. The computers up and working, but still annoying.

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TGIF...

... but not really since your insect's life sucks now.

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What is with the magic shows on television/TV these days?

Wizard Wars, Masters of Illusion, and Penn & Teller (same episodes shown in United Kingdom (UK) a few years ago and still the best).

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Boo.

Packing and moving start this CATurday. FML. Can't this old worker ant at least get a day to rest? :(

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Ow.

Your old insect hurt the thorax, while leaning on something to reach the back seat's tissue box in a vehicle, this mawning. It still hurts a little. FML again. :(

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Meh, a crappy Monday...

... Sick from allergies since this early mawning when asleep, lost a lot of $ from payments, BUSY work day (and more for the rest of this week before the mandatory time off?), a possible moving date (

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Dang enemy ants!

Stay out of the overlord's old nest's bathroom! You gals do not belong in this nest due to different colony! Get out already!

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