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A cow joke...


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02:35PM grifter (remove AQFL to e-mail)> What goes Oooooooooo?
02:35PM grifter> A cow with no lips
[02:38pm] * Ant makes a birthday card.
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Rest in Peace (RIP) ...

... to recent deaths:

  1. A goldfish as shown in this blurry iPhone 4S' photo(graph).

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"Slashdot: providing anti-social weirdos a soapbox, since 1997." --kamapuaa's signature.

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A computer (geek/nerd)y joke...


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01:25PM <grifter> go up to a girl and ask,"are you sitting on the F5 key" ,
          "because thast ass is refreshing."
[01:26pm] <Ant> haha
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Today...

... is better than yesterday so far. Also, today marked the (fif)/th month since this ant was a worker type. :(

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Monday sucked...

... denied twice, yellings, hammered, etc. Argh. Ant hates life. :(

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To all m(a/o(m/ther))s!

Happy Mother's Day. Same for the queen ants out there including your overlord's. This ant did it yesterday. ;)

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Rocket League's free Steam weekend (ends at 1:00 PM PDT today).

OK. Old gamer ant finally got to try this free Steam weekend's game that everyone keeps talking about.

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Wolf3D

Wow, it became 25 years old yesterday. This old school gamer was a teen(ager) and playing it on IBM PS/2 model 30 286 10 Mhz PC. ;)

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Ew!

During this morning walk with the queen ant, there were nature scenes: A gopher above ground, a chewed up dead (w/r)abbit (by a coyote?), lizards, butterflies, birds, and lots of slimey snails. However, this clumsy ant fell onto a smashed snail with guts on right hand's fingers and under right new sock.

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5/4/2017...

May the 4th be with you. /me force chokes you. :P

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25 years already?

Since Los Angeles riot. This ant was just a teen(ager). :(

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Early birds!

Many people are up early this morning including this ant since before 5:30 AM PDT.

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Windy!

So windy these days. Stop blowing the ants in the winds. :P

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Bleh.

This week's new tel(evision/ly)/TV episodes were weak. Or maybe this ant lost interest?

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Crazy Tuesday!

Things are back to normal with being BUSY! Yikes. :O

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Another quiet weekend...

... because of spring break? Is it finally over? Will this ant be slammed soon?

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Dang bugs!

Outdoor snails, indoor gnats (almost drank a couple), outdoor ants, etc. Go away! :/

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o/` ... The heat is on ... o/`

It is too early for summer. It will cool down tomorrow, but then get hot again for the next weekend. :(

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Over four/4 mo(nth)s...

... since this ant had been unemployed. It is sure hard/difficult to find local and remote paid full-time work. :(

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