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Why did a parademic, with its loud siren, use the wrong side on the road?

When the left side was moving with very few vehicles while the right side had more vehicles? Your overlord and the parents, king ant got pissy, saw this this mawning. :/

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A random food fortune...

"Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny." --a DSL/Broadband Reports' post.

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Why do all batteries to have go low at the same time these days?

Your overlord's very old work's test Dell Dimension 8250 desktop personal computer (PC)'s complementary metal–oxide–semiconductor (CMOS) battery, a very old PowerShot S110 Digital ELPH camera, and an analog Oticon 380p hearing aid.

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Thanks God It's Friday (TGIF), but. ...

... stupid teeth are hurting again since yesterday's late lunch (after 4:30 PM PST). :(

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What an unexpected BUSY day!

From 10:45 AM PST to almost 8:00 PM PST outside of the old nest. Ugh!

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Again for another long weekend and for the last time in 2013. Oh, look it will be Friday the 13th again in 2013. :P

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Your overlord is a honey pot species!

Since the last recorded record from the summer of 1995, your ant gained about 15 pounds/lbs. Blame it on being able to eat more like a pig and not exercising.

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It's so cold!

It is currently in the 40s degrees (F) outside. Your worker ant wants to hibernate the whole weekend, but can't due to possible overtime work due to a new project. Hence, the lack of the new posts on this web site.

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Ugh, crappy Monday...

Didn't sleep well, pissy kingy, urgent work piled up in the afternoon before lunch break, BUSY day, later work hours, etc. Ugh. :(

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A Heaven Joke...

Whittier Area Church (WACC)'s Pastor Bill Ankerberg told a funny joke this morning during his sermon. It went something like this (not exact wordings):

Jesus came to Heaven and saw It was overcrowded.

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"Why does a chicken coop only have 2/two doors?" ...

... "Because if it had four/4, it would be chicken sedan".

A cheesy funny joke from Reddit.

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Ant's Christmas 2013 and Birthday 2014 Wish/Want Lists.

Ahh, another year. Minor changes from previous years. No specific orders.

  • Peace, healthiness, <3, and happiness for everyone including the old overlord.
  • Way less/No problems (technical, family, health, etc.).
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Today is a bad computing day for your worker ant...

  • zImage's outgoing domain name connections failed twice even with its own domain name. So nothing could goes out like e-mails, web, pings, etc. without their domain names.
  • EarthLink's domain name also went down and was not connectable from work, home, etc.
  • Work's Apple Mac Mini decided to not start a virtual machine (VM) with its Mac OS X 10.9 (Mavericks) image. Rebooting the host machine got stuck and had to require a power cycle.
  • After the "wude" reboot, host's updated Mac OS X 10.7.5 (Lion) said the wireless/Bluetooth keyboard's battery juice is low (13% [a bad luck number!]).
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A dessert joke...

... was heard and shared this morning on the way to your overlord's almost monthly dentist appointment (dang exposed hurting teeth again :(!). From your overlord's stupid/dumb brain (might be wrong :P), the local talk radio host was talking about a dessert that had oysters inside. The receiver said it was gross/disgusting or something. The other person asked who gave it to him. He said it was from his mother in law. The other person said he better eat it then.

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Today should have been Thanksgiving instead of next week's Thursday. :P

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Also, not Thanks God, It's Thursday (TGIT) like the last two weeks. Darn plan changes due to ride and family issues. :(

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A lone(ly) pubic hair...

... Your old overlord has one between his belly button and groin area. Getting rid of its root still grows back. Argh. Stupid body defects/features! :P

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"Death is nature's way of saying 'Howdy'."

From a random fortune and from 'people' on DSL/BroadbandReports.

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It was really red outside of your overlord's nest for the sunrise.

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Your old ant just almost pooped in pants and underwear!

Your old queen ant scared her only offspring when was walking to the nest's bathroom in the dark to poop, a normal daily routine. Your old scared offspring ant almost pooped in underwear and pants instead of the potty!

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Slow CATurday?

Weird. Today's time is moving very slowly today. It's only 10:55 AM PST. It feels a lot longer than six/6 hours since your early bird/insect woke up. :P

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