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Spring Break!

Yay, it is a mini-spring break 2014 for your worker ant! First, rest and hibernation! [grin] :P

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Another Chief Executive Officer (CEO)?!

Sheesh, a new CEO at the workplace! That is the (four/4th) CEO now after hitting the (twelve/12)th year this mawning. Maybe your worker ant should be the next CEO! :P

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Your worker ant hates today...

... Hump days and the next three/3 days will suck. Woke up tired and feeling sick (on and off this week too so far). :(

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Bald men...

... seems to be better speakers when giving talks. Church pastors, a program manager at work, an old college friend, etc.

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Sick again?

Ugh, are your old insect and others getting sick from cold or bad allergy? :(

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Happy ¶ Day!

However, next year for 3/14/15 9:26:53:59 AM since it will be even better and more special when being alive. Your insect wonders if people celebrated pi day back in 3/14/1592 6:53:59 AM. :P [grin]

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Mondays...

... today feels like Monday. Your insect wants to retire from work and life. :(

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Dang sandwich...

Ugh, your old insect should had not eaten that free three/3 days old sandwich. :(

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Welcome back, daylight saving time (DST)!

But can we please keep it there for now on? No more changes!! :)

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Wow.

Amazing. Your insect is still awake after midnight PST even though got sleepy earlier.

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Life sucks again.

Future still doesn't look good on Earf too. Your old fart insect is ready to leave this crazy sinful planet. :(

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Lightnings, thunders, cats, and dogs!

Woah, massive bass from God's thunders! Ant thought it was the subwoofer, but nothing was playing on the speakers! :O

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TGIF again!

Even though it was a short, mostly quiet work week. It still felt like five/5 days. :/

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Stupid sleep!

Ugh, your old insect is sleeping (e.g., after 9:33 PM PST last night) and waking up (before 4:00 AM PST this morning) earlier these days. Ant couldn't go back to sleep to get more sleep. Even the queen ant was already up before the wake up!

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:(

Life sucks as usual. Ugh. Bah. Your overlord doesn't want to live anymore. ):

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Thanks God, It's Friday (TGIF), but ...

... o/~ ... What Is Love (<3)? ... o/~ Any single ladies want to be this old single male alate ant's Valentine? :P

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A random fortune from 'wisdom' ...

"If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If you perceive that there are four/4 possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a (fif/5)th way will promptly develop."

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Woah, a hibernation...

... Your old insect passed out after 9:25 AM PST, woke up three/3 times to (pe/urinat)e, and then finally woke up before 5:27 AM PST. Ant also wanted to nap over the weekend and shower last night before sleeping, but couldn't.

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Marie Callender's lasagna?

Your insect used to go Marie Callender's restaurants a lot, but stopped going for years until today after church. However, your insect was disappointed with the lack of its yummy traditional lasagnas.

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Weird.

This mawning's freeways' commute was light (about 50 minutes). What's going on?

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