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Another long weekend ends soon...

... Bah. Back to work tomorrow once again. Oh wait... :(

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A giant lizard!

At about 4:50 PM PST, a giant lizard was seen by this ant in the nest's kitchen. It crawled into the storage room to hide, but was tracked down, took a picture, and sucked by a vacuum cleaner to be released later.

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Interstellar Marines free week and a brief review.

Blue's News mentioned a free week of Intersellar Marines on Steam (#1 and #2). Finally, your unemployed BUSY ant played a computer game today with it for a couple hours today before working on more lay off stuff (why so many paper works?). At first, the sci(ence) fi(ction) first perspective shooter (FPS) game sucked but it got better with its single player campaign. Those killer robots (not aliens) were scary in the dark with flashlight.

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Your unemployed single ant's <3 day...

... was doing lay off paper works. Ugh (l(ee/y). That's not <3. :(

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Ant's Windows XP Pro SP3's uptime.

Boo, there goes almost 22 days of uptime before rebooting due to programs acting weird. That must be a new record.

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"Geez, you're really a trash maker."

As a few minutes ago from the queen ant. :P

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Loud and noisy inkjet printers?

The overlord's queen ant says inkjet printers are too loud and noisy? WTFrak?

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Dang, BUSY life and crazy body.

Stupid bladder that wants to (pe/urinat)e so much too like overnight and had to change the underwear (yes, ants wear clothes). :(

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Today's Chinese (number/#)s!

Your crazy asiANT went to bread at about 4:44 AM PST (4 = bad luck number) from the vibrator alarm clock and saw about 88.8 (good luck (#/number)s (pound/lb)s on a weight scale with clothes on (still cold to go naked).

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A buried grave of a previous owner's pet.

Aww. There is a dead animal, lived for about two/2 decades, in the hill's backyard. :~(

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Dang allergies since yesterday.

Leaks, penis going crazy to (pe/urinat)e a lot after an evening hour long nap, etc. :(

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BUSY, sucky day againy...

... pissy patient(?) (at king ant) and kingy at his own family members again, two/2 BUSY doctor appointments (queued and lack of parking spaces), have to wear a heavy and big portable Oscar 2 24-ABP to measure blood pressures every 30 minutes/1 hour for a whole day to figure out why the numbers varied so much, fell behind online for being out about seven/7 hours (wasn't expecting it to be that long due to a last minute extra doctor appointment and heavy traffics after 4:00 PM PST), missing money, etc.

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Still BUSY!

Sheesh. This ant is still struggling to keep up online even as an unemployed ant. Argh! :(

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Bah @ Monday mawnings...

Your BUSY sleepy (<6 hrs.) unemployed ant almost dropped a new TP paper roll into 1 of the nest's toliet a few minutes ago. :(

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Your unemployed ant finally went outside earlier today...

... after almost five/5 days nonstop and got some stuff (vitamin D, God's words, heat, exercise, food, etc.). :P

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Stupid body and saliva!

Your ant hates waking up with tons of salivas in and out the body. Droolers suck. :(

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"Life sucks, ..."

... but death doesn't put out at all."

Said by Thomas J. Kopp on DSL/Broadband Reports' random fortune from 'wisdom'.

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What an Apple day!

Your unemployed ant was like an Apple Genius Bar guy most of today, with mostly iP* devices. It's not even over. Sheesh. :(

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Ahh, a sort of hibernation finally!

Finally, your former worker ant slept about nine/9 hours overnight but with 3/three sections. Will the recovering insect sleep more like with naps like the last 2/two days?

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Dang MythBusters!

They made the The A-Team theme song get stuck in this unemployed ant's head. :(

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