Fuligo Septica ("dog vomit" fungus) appeared twice since CATurday morning PST. It does look like a dry vomit or even poop/sh*t/dump! :(
From a couple quick Redditors: "Fuligo Septica. It's called the dog vomit fungus, but it's actually a myxomycete." --#1 and "That's a dog vomit myxomycete. Not a fungus, but closely related. Fuligo septica" --#2.
Also, stupid old over sensitive body and bladder. :(