Funny Jokes/Stories

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Since Ant is being slow with the news this morning...

here's a choice /. comment he's found.. I kinda like it. =)

-10:45- Mousey a poem for you from /.

-10:45- Some Guinness was spilt on the bar-room floor

-10:45- Just around closing one night,

-10:45- And a wee little mousie crept out of his hole

-10:45- And into the pale moonlight.

-10:45- He lapped up all of that dark frothy brew

-10:45- And back on his haunches he sat,

-10:45- And all the night long you could hear that mouse roar,

-10:45- "Bring on that god-damned cat!"

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o/~ Time to set MS on fire... o/~ -- Run Linspire Music Video

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OK, this music video, in Flash, is a hilarious spoof of The Doors' Light My Fire song. I saw this in a /. comment just now.

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OS preferences vs. Snow-Riding Equipments Preferences...

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From Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? story on /., I saw a funny comment and Mousey suggested I post this here:

The Snowsports Analogy (Score:5, Funny)
by 14erCleaner (745600) Alter Relationship on Friday July 16, @09:24AM (#9717513)
(Last Journal: Friday June 18, @02:18PM)
When I was skiing last winter, it occurred to me that you can draw OS preferences are kind of like snow-riding equipment preferences:

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o/~ This land is your land, this land is my land... o/~

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Now, this is a funny Flash music video (local copy; 3.8 MB) making fun of George W. Bush and John Kerry for the presidential race. I have seen it twice already and I was ROFL'ing even though I am not into politics!

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